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monstruo-come-lunas:

Winnie the Pooh - Avengers

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A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation

• When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
• When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
• When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
• When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
• When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
• When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
• When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
• When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
• When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
• When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
• When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
• When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
• When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
• Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
• When I'm doing the laundry: OUT, damned spot!

My children must love Harry Potter, if they don’t, I’ll just throw them in a cupboard under some stairs.

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katyisinvisible:

I believe it

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“Tell me how all this, and love too, will ruin us.”

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→ From The Earliest Pilot Draft (x)

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seerofbuttcheeks:

skullsmuggler:

literateunstylishkissableunquiet:

completelybackasswards:

hooked-into-machine:

LOOK AT PLUTO.

PLUTO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INVITED TO MY PARTIES OKAY

PLUTO OH MY GOD

fuck those guys pluto it’s ok you can come over here and get high

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